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Things I fucking hate

1. The fact that there are only 24 hours in a day.

2. Trying, trying, and trying to quit smoking.

3. When companies discontinue products I love. Bath and Body works is my primary offender. My favorite lotion was Peace. It was part of the “Peace”, “Love”, and “Happiness” collection and came in a green bottle. I ordered it off of Ebay for a few years after it was discontinued. Then I just boycotted the fuckers for a year. Kroger no longer stocks my favorite hot cereal. Doritos stopped making their Habanero flavored chips that every male in my household loved. I even made a chicken dish with those chips!

4. My husband’s motorcycle. (This week.)

5. My family’s reluctance to refasten twist ties. Really?? The husband will twist the bread bag and pull the excess over the loaf and feel like its properly closed. As opposed to taking 3 seconds to twist the twist tie.

6. That my husband calls me the laundry fairy.

7. Items that go missing in my house which include but are not limited to: socks, hangers, Scotch tape, toenail cutters, and the home phones.

8. The empty and full syndrome. No one empties full trash cans or dishwashers. But they sure as shit leave empty toilet paper rolls and empty boxes in the cabinets. And then bitch when we run out of pop tarts. Or cereal. Or soap. Then throw the fucking package away and tell me!

9. The fact that my boobs are so small. I was ready to go run one day and came downstairs to put on my shoes. Husband looked at me and started laughing.
“Your sports bra is on backwards!”
And it fit.

10. Peeing a little when I cough. Or laugh. Or jump rope.

11. The fact that Bailey’s makes a Bailey’s FLAVORED creamer. Right up there with non-alcoholic beer. What’s the point?

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